

Wouldn't you know it, a day later while I was checking out at Bed, Bath and Beyond (another favorite haunt), I saw this darling little ray gun key chain near the cash register. I had to have it! A teacher can't have too many fake guns in class, can she? (Note the size difference)


Last week Mr. Postman finally delivered my anticipated Jumbo Zapper, and it is even more obnoxious than it looks. It has a light up spinning disk in the center, the tip moves back and forth and it makes more of a machine gun sound. Loudly.
I was so excited to introduce it in class, mostly because I like to make the kids laugh (I'll be the first to admit, it's an ego boost). They all thought it was funny. Until... going around checking homework, I came to one student in who did not have their homework. I pulled the Jumbo Zapper out from under my arm and announced, "You know what THAT means..." I gave the student a few rounds from the JZ (Jumbo Zapper) and the look on their face... I'll never forget it. The student was not entertained by me drawing attention to them in the slightest. I kept JZ on the DL for the rest of the period and, that night while trying to fall asleep, thought about what it would sound like if this student were to tell their parents about what happened in class today. Now, mind you, the atmosphere in my class is light and fun and I make a joke out of almost everything to maintain that feeling. But I thought about how, "My teacher pointed a toy gun at me in class today for not having my homework" would sound if spoken outside of room 185. Then I imagined the television announcing: "Teacher points toy gun at student for not having their homework. Story at 11:00."
